Me: your Rollie Pollies are going to die while you are at dad’s if you leave them in your bug box.
Little Miss: I know. I want them for my collection.
Me: Which collection?
Little Miss: My dead bug collection.
Me: You have a dead bug collection?!
Little Miss: Yeah. When they aren’t moving, I can check them and see how they work.
Congratulations, it’s an entomologist!